Vampires taking over world. Streets and houses were ambandoned. Humans were in hiding, and signs were painted on roads and houses to point people in the direction of safe havens, although, I thought, these may might be a trap laid by vampires. I was living in a large wooden house with a large group of … More The World Under Vampire Control
1). Whilst walking along a street, I ran into George Osborne and David Cameron arguing over who got to eat a Cadbury’s Boost bar. I wondered why, with all of their money, they didn’t just pop to the nearest newsagents and buy another, but apparently the Boost was some sort of political metaphor that … More Snippets #9
At the side of the road in a village near to my home was a pine wood where I was walking my dog. I was following one of several circular walks through the wood when I passed a man walking his dog in the opposite direction. My dog, took out his bazooka and blew the … More Community Meaty Meal and Cathedral Ruins
I had decided to test my body and run as fast as I could, for as far as I could, up a narrow country lane. I had been feeling unfit for a while, and athoughh I was struggling to run, I was impressed with myself as to how surprisingly fit I had managed to keep … More Gospel Singing: Jesus and Chips
It was a beautiful summers day and I was in Whitby, swimming naked in the sea. The beach and the sea were crowded with people, and I wasn’t the only one in the nip. I realised I needed to get back to my car as I had to get to the chemists before they closed … More Whitby Chemist and Car Park Shoot-Out.
1). Doctor Who’s Sarah Jane Smith had been kidnapped. Me and Tom Baker were looking through a large industrial building for her. We knew she was in one of the rooms, but we had no idea which one. The search was like a multi-level platform game – each lift took us to a different part … More Snippets #8
I was visiting friends in Spain, looking forward to nights out, catching up, and having a nice relaxing holiday. I took a day trip to Morocco via passport control/ border control booth that was immediately across the road from our hotel. Spain wasn’t in its usual position, nor was Morocco. Spain was where the Middle … More Russian Gang in Morocco